FOR PORTO AND WHO ELSE!!!

Here's a song Porto and I are singing while smiling so wide our cheeks hurt. And this song is also dedicated for the millions out there who landed on the wroooooong dude!

So hold your lighted candles up and sing with us...


SINCE YOU BEEN GONE
by Kelly Clarkson

Here's the thing we started off friends
It was cool but it was all pretend
Yeah yeah
Since U Been Gone

"Now I can have straight friends without having to be ashamed you used to pretend as one of them. Yukk!"

You dedicated you took the time
Wasn't long till I called you mine
Yeah Yeah
Since U Been Gone

"Since you've been gone I got sexier friends!"

And all you'd ever hear me say
Is how I pictured me with you
That's all you'd ever hear me say

"Yeah, I pictured us in Puerto Gallera. That sucks!"

But Since U Been Gone
I can breathe for the first time
Im so movin on
Yeah yeah
Thanks to you
Now I get
What I want
Since U Been Gone



How can I put it? you put me on
I even fell for that stupid love song
Yeah yeah
Since U Been Gone

"Eeeek! Who was that singer again? Thank gods they're not playing her in the gym."

How come I'd never hear you say
I just wanna be with you
I guess you never felt that way

"Oh, yeah you did say that. And I fell for it. Shit!"

But Since U Been Gone
I can breathe for the first time
Im so movin on
Yeah yeah
Thanks to you
Now I get
I get what I want
Since U Been Gone

You had your chance you blew it
Out of sight, out of mind
Shut your mouth I just can't take it
Again and again and again and again

"Dang, I'm so fuckin' movin' on (ngek, that line was so brothah)!"

Since U Been Gone
I can breathe for the first time
Im so movin on
Yeah yeah
Thanks to you (thanks to you)
Now I get
I get what I want
I can breathe for the first time
Im so movin on
Yeah yeah

"Now I can simply cook for myself without having to please you. Twerp!"

Thanks to you (thanks to you)
Now I get (I get)
You should know (you should know)
That I get
I get what I want
Since U Been Gone
Since U Been Gone
Since U Been Gone

"Thanks to you I got what I want! My Bagbag."

Bow.